1. ...to eat, for I am hungry
2. ...of the new platform
It's different, I'll give you that. And it will take some getting used to.
On a lighter, more helium-filled note, A levels are well under way and my next exam is on Tuesday. Better start revising. Soon. Very soon. But first, bread for its carbohydratey goodness
Wake Up
Go to school for 12.00
Walked to castle
Walked back from castle
Sat on golf course, ate strawberries
School
Went Loughton
Shopping for birthday cards and presents
Starbucks, wierd crisp things
Home, briefly
Back to Loughton for Plume
Strongbow
To Jon's
TRAMAPOLEEN
Strongbow
Fosters
Smirnoff Ice
Woodpecker
Dancing
Shouting
Noise control, due to angered neighbours
Sofa
Sleeping 4-5.30
Woke up
Fell asleep
Up at 7
Home for 8
Asleep again
I think I've found my purpose in life
A day like today comes round once every hundred or so years. What were you doing at precisely two minutes and three seconds past one am this morning? Sleeping? Not good enough.
01.02.03.04.05.06
Let's have a party.
...acorns. Why did God give them hats from birth? When are us old humans going to evolve with some added new bonus features? Any time soon? I could do with more eyes, spaced evenly around my head, and be able to interpret that to obtain a nice 360 image of the world. More hands too. In fact, doubling up on (almost) everything would be quite a fancy evolution. Wings. When the hell are we going to get wings. At first, those few children born with them will be looked upon as freakish spawn of the devil, and hastily thrown somewhere not very nice. Possibly France. Eventually they will be taken as (thumbs up symbol) and Hasbro will make plastic toy versions of them, which over time, will increase in value, being traded over eBay for a cup filled with love.
Now, who says the future looks bleak. Bright, maybe. Orange, definitely.
David Collins has returned. A bit.
Keep watching. I like to play a game where I try to identify the music at the start...
Apparently you're a nineties kid if...
You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" Yep, can do
You've worn leggings and felt stylish There's a lot of these ones. Someone had a leggings fetish methinks...
You yearned to be part of the Baby-Sitters club How did you know?
You use to love playing with your MY Little Pet Shop This is scary. It knows me
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons Most definitely. Live and Kicking was the bomb
You wore a ponytail on the side of your head and had scrunchies Unfortuantely, no
You remember reading "Goosebumps" I have nearly the whole collection. Even when it went bad, still I bought 'em
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off" Yes. Yes I do
You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf I ponder now. Does that count?
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. Didn't everyone?
You remember the craze then the banning of yo-yo's Sure do. Could do a total of -one- tricks. Making it 'sleep'? Was that it?
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not... No I dont... NOT
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together Twas a match made by the floaty head guy in charge and the small red robot man
You collected pokemon cards Well yeah, that was like year 2000...
You wore socks over leggings scrunched down Again: No
You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare" Wotf?
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell" I avoided that show like the plague
You played and or collected "Pogs" I had all 4 main series, plus special edition PC Pogs 'Don't play near water, kids.' Still got them all somewhere
You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger I think I was always the red one
You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere I abused it and the RSPCA came
You watched the ORIGINAL Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles Two out of three still counts, yes?
Yikes pencils and rubbers were the shit I believe these were rubbers and pencils
You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out I made them be sold out. I bulk-buy
You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears,but at the corners of your eyes Sureo
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" Most definitely. Damn schedulers, making us pick between that and Goosebumps.
You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack Who's he? Was he cool? If so, then yes.
You know the Macarena by heart Notice know instead of knew. Yup, I may do it now if prompted.
"Talk to the hand" ... enough said. I was never a 15 year old Californian girl, okay?
You thought Brain, from 'Pinkey and the Brain' would take over the world Didn't he? I'm sure he's governing some Western country...
You were made to wear a pair of leggings with the straps on the bottom Fine, I confess. I wore leggings everyday. You wore me down with all your nagging.
Bum Bags, or Fanny Pax whatever you called them Had several. Over in THE INGERLAND they're plain old Bum Bags. Nothing as fancy as Fanny. Hehehe
You collected tazos Did they come free with Walkers crisps?
2 WORDS ... SPICE GIRLS.... Two words: No-oo
The naughties are so lame... Not really, they've brought us better fashion
So, what does that make me? Crazy? Thought so
So what's the dillio with these sporadic entries? I don't know, but alcohol plays a part I'm sure.