My Tuesday Evening

• 16:30 Stop eating
• 18:00 Walk home
• 19:30 - 21:30 hardcore non-beginner kung fu lesson
• 22:30 Dinner
• 22:01 Mix up massive White Russian
• 22:52 Blog ;-)
• 23:00 Bed

London Loves You

So I missed the event yesterday evening, oh well. Had a date instead, which went very well. Our conversation centred mainly on exs, which I think is a good subject out of the way early on so that you both know how not to fuck up (then you get to do it in new and exciting ways :-). But why is it that everyone's exs sound like total wankers? Women! Please stop dating wankers. Here is a list of Chuckable Offenses:

• Voicing thought about threesomes with you and your sister
• Openly admiring other women
• Saying anything like "This evening would be perfect if you were Keira Knightley"
• Sleeping around (sadly, this doesn't go without saying)
• Trying to convince you that you're "seeing each other " (having sex) but not "going out" (having a relationship). This means you're his fuckbuddy and he'll jump ship as soon as someone better comes along.
• Starting your relationship with "I'm not sure I can love any woman"

I'm sure there are many more. Feel free to comment with your favourites...

I'm worked up now, so to calm me down, and maybe you too, here's a pic of to show you that London Loves you.